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I was in London just last week, and you charge me half again what they charge there." "That may be true, Sir," said the Irishman, "but think of the airfare."Newly arrived in Boston from the old country, Paddy O'Shea called his brother back home. On most every street, they got glass outhouses, and it's telephones they put in 'em! He kept pumping away, determined to prove that he remained the man he always was.
"Big Mick Lonegan was rather active in the area of sexual athletics. "Well, Doctor, I'm thinkin' I have sex with maybe twelve -- fifteen of the lasses each week..an av'rage week," he boasted. But the banshee of Old Age is persistent, and finally Big Mick admitted defeat..a sort.
"Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. " "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.Here is wide selection of Irish jokes, from the dry to the dumb.One of the great Irish traits is their ability to make fun of themselves and they have perfected the trait.Seamus immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. "Well," said one of the farmers, " he was alright when we found him here .. " Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that? I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me.
When after a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy who was sitting on the ground. And when we got up to one another..was neither of us."Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it.
He hands the bottle to the English man, who toasts, "May the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad! Do you mind if Oi go into the next room and see the rest of him?